what have i gotten myself into


robonoise:

fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention


homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon


The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)


When contempating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money


meta18:

lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

fucking freeaboos 


cupcakesforcastiel:

themunchkym:

benedick-cumslut:

IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY

Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.

A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.

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seasaltinecrackers:

look at what you couldve had if you hadnt kept playing the ‘no homo’ card


mookie000:

Allmates doodle I did yesterday  (#`ε´#Kata was talking about beni acting up so Tori just picks him up until he calms down ` v `

mookie000:

Allmates doodle I did yesterday  (#`ε´#

Kata was talking about beni acting up so Tori just picks him up until he calms down ` v `


bear-cakes:

A dark and fashion challenged past

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It’s a headcanon that every beta design for the characters was something they used to wear


masasei:

minkcest bestcest

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