↳Pete’s World AU: When Rose is away, the Doctor shall play. Hopefully the house is still standing when she finally gets home.
au where sirius is with lily when her water breaks and they can’t get ahold of james and sirius is panicking and running around breathing heavily trying to get himself together bc his best friend’s wife is going into labor right before his eyes and meanwhile lily is waiting at the front door with her bag and a slight smirk on her face
After like 20 minutes of “DID I PACK YOUR TOOTH BRUSH DID I PACK MY/JAMES’/THE BABY’S TOOTHBRUSH?? OH WAIT THE BABY WONT HAVE TEETH” Lily is finally like “get a fuckin move on u nerd”
at one point he yells “I’M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER” and lily is like “sirius this isn’t your baby”
and he goes “PUH-LEASE LILY THIS IS EVERYONE’S BABY”
My cats want to be humans, it’s a bit frightening
I suggest you close your eyes while you sleep.
Does it look like I’m happy about this memory?
She was done making out.
He was not.
ok so I recently replayed Sims 3 and found this neighborhood from when I was like 12 and studying World War II called “Mengeleville.” I was curious, of course, so I opened it only to find that every single household had at least 8 clones of the Nazi doctor Josef Mengele and there were seriously like 200 Mengeles in the town guys; half of them were dating each other and you couldn’t have a normal Sim without them being friends/enemies with at least 20 Mengeles
needless to say I deleted the town because wtf was I thinking