fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
The nicest version of “please keep your ideas to yourself” I have ever heard. (X)
this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money
Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!
IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.
look at what you couldve had if you hadnt kept playing the ‘no homo’ card
Allmates doodle I did yesterday (#｀ε´#
Kata was talking about beni acting up so Tori just picks him up until he calms down ` v `
A dark and fashion challenged past
It’s a headcanon that every beta design for the characters was something they used to wear